presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️

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tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too
cis~het~Supportive
CA sober 12 years
mastodon instance servers rn are like 

what we’ve learned so far:

mastodon: shitposting
bsky: pissposting

to an unrefined palate these may seem the same. they are not

it's like dude, i was just walking in the woods then all of a sudden the trail split two. one side was pretty clear and tame and the other side was super gnarly and overgrown. so i let my nuts hang and decided to shred the gnar. bro it was the best choice i ever made

happy to see the bsky folks make a shitposting instance for Jorts to stand shoulder to shoulder with, the brotherhood of shitposters can never be sundered!

fuckaas.space

someone said this place is normal? not anymore fuckaas
every new influx has me hoping to wait out Everyone Doing Their Schtick until they can chill and hang out
[trying to fit in] hell yea im tooty as hell
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a thing that strikes me about Mastodon whenever I come back is it's full of regular people just doing their thing, that's the general vibe

which is great for regular people, but not for Posters because we thrive on combat- with brands, with the mods, with each other, with randos who are goaded into epochal meltdowns that live on in the collective memory of the site

I mean I kinda like it here, but when friends say they'll never go to mastodon I understand why

Psst... I love you 🫵