I just coined the term Incognifluencer (a low key influencer) and you're all my witnesses now.
Word of the year 2026 in the bag. Hit me up Oxford and Webster.
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I just coined the term Incognifluencer (a low key influencer) and you're all my witnesses now.
Word of the year 2026 in the bag. Hit me up Oxford and Webster.
It was for the sake of this day that he had first decided to run for the Presidency, a decision which had sent waves of astonishment throughout the Imperial Galaxy—Zaphod Beeblebrox? President? Not the Zaphod Beeblebrox? Not the President? Many had seen it as a clinching proof that the whole of known creation had finally gone bananas.
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
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Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
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We all get periodic emails with subject lines like "We're updating our Terms of Service and Privacy Notice."
Question:
Has ANY update of this kind EVER been in favor of the customer?
yt comment:
> Remember: The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by a LLM right now.