Kyle Hasselbacher

@kyleha
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Human since 1973, Mastodon user since 2022, napping since noon.

My avatar is a portrait of me, drawn by my daughter on a Palm Pilot when she was three years old.

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I just coined the term Incognifluencer (a low key influencer) and you're all my witnesses now.

Word of the year 2026 in the bag. Hit me up Oxford and Webster.

It was for the sake of this day that he had first decided to run for the Presidency, a decision which had sent waves of astonishment throughout the Imperial Galaxy—Zaphod Beeblebrox? President? Not the Zaphod Beeblebrox? Not the President? Many had seen it as a clinching proof that the whole of known creation had finally gone bananas.

#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

My dog is sulking because I won't let him eat a pine cone.

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.

Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.

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Have you sat on a horse?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.

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The Soylent™ Creamery and Crematorium Cartel would like to announce a heaping casketful of new Cold Fun flavors!

Enjoy all new Chocorpse Chip, Carmel Ripple Mortis, and Earl-R-GRAY (made with real ashes)!

#ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #icecream

A lot of leprechauns have fatty livers from years of alcohol abuse, and that's where Irish foie gras comes from.
I officially declare today "Be nice to yourself day" and participation is mandatory.
I played Minecraft with my children until they grew out of it. Then I played Minecraft on my own in secret. Some things I can't make because I'm too terrified to go to the Nether without them.

We all get periodic emails with subject lines like "We're updating our Terms of Service and Privacy Notice."

Question:

Has ANY update of this kind EVER been in favor of the customer?

yt comment:

> Remember: The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by a LLM right now.