Kyle Hughes

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I am a polite software developer and I am always committed to the bit. I will be your favorite app maker’s favorite app maker.

I am enamored by user-facing software, especially mobile, and especially iOS. Swift is my current weapon of choice but I will use any made-up word to solve any problem. I ship my side projects for free.

I run this single-user Mastodon instance in good faith and I intend to keep it that way.

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Kyle Hughes1d ago
Something changed in November 2025.
Show threadKyle Hughes4d ago
I hit bombs.
Kyle Hughes4d ago
I am available to pinch hit for Team USA.
Show threadKyle HughesMar 15
This app is free, but only because the Government hasn’t figured out how to Tax it yet !
Show threadKyle HughesMar 13

I did not mean to accidentally prank people with my haircut selfie last night. That's just how it has to look to get styled like this. He did a good job; I got a skin fade!

This is now a Millennial Male Fashion Influencer account.

Show threadKyle HughesMar 13
What did my barber do to me?
Kyle HughesMar 11
Voice dictation is not compatible with watching media, which is why I am bearish on the Paramount merger.
Kyle HughesMar 10
I’m about to be even more of a problem.
Kyle HughesMar 6
Claude may not have gained consciousness.
Kyle HughesMar 5
Why did the spreader just make a sound like I ran over a rock with a lawnmower? Ah, well, Johnny Appleseed could do it by hand. What’s 120 lbs of lime to a guy like me?