KTamas

@ktamas
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@joshmillard I can’t rumba
hello world #xoxofest

Pavlov: the dogs salivate when I ring a bell

Me: weird. Why?

Pavlov: they connect two unrelated events due to repeated conditioning

Me: haha stupid animals

Pavlov: the experiment took 69 days

Me: nice

@annika oh this is neat, thanks
dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss
we've had two people so far who clearly thought the "XOXO" movie on Netflix was a documentary, and they want to party until they drop
what if: git but distributed instead of centralized 🙃

Q: HOW DID AEROSMITH ADVERTISE THEIR NEWEST ALBUM

A: TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET PROMOOOOOOOOTIOOOOON

He's not your man. He's Proto-Indo-European. https://t.co/ZZuwtmCnSe #linguistics
All Things Linguistic

aeniith: Ladies, if he:  -looks weird -is really old -has dubious origins -has lots of children but never had a partner -is suspiciously fond of horses -knows no word for ‘finger’, but two words for ‘to fart’ He’s not your man. He’s Proto-Indo-European. 

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