Fabian Klötzl

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“I'm not an expert, I'm just a dude.” Software Engineer in Bioinformatics.
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An offspring of an elf and a human is known as a half-elf. What is the name for a child of a halfling and a human?

#DnD #fantasy

Half-halfling
Quarterling
Three-quarterling
Poll ends at .

Hello Mastodon!

Since this is my first post, I thought I'd share some incredibly niche C++ trivia / pedantry:

For an enum whose enumerators all have the value 0, C++ asks us to imagine a hypothetical integer type with minimal width that can represent 0 (https://eel.is/c++draft/dcl.enum#8.sentence-2). This means we must consider the case where the width is 0. For an unsigned integer type, this gives a range of representable values of [0, 0], and that's the type we pick. But before we can determine that that's minimal, we must also consider a signed integer type with a width of 0, for which we get a range of representable values of [-½, -½]! (https://eel.is/c++draft/basic.fundamental#1.sentence-5) Conveniently that range does not include 0, so we discover that we must use an unsigned integer type to determine the range of values of the enumeration. (We also rule out an unsigned integer type of negative width as that would have a range of values 0 to -½ (inclusive) or smaller, which I think we can reasonably conclude is an empty range despite the parenthetical.)

In any case: if you ever wondered whether a zero-bit signed integer type in C++ can represent only the value 0 or only the value -1, now you know: no, it can represent only the value -½. Truly a marvelous compromise.

Follow me for more brilliant insights like this one :)

[dcl.enum]

Things we know:

* Valve have been working on an unknown project called” HLX”
* Valve promised an updated version of the Half-Life 2 “Raising the Bar” book in 2025, but missed the deadline for unknown reasons
* Valve’s new hardware launch has been delayed by the RAM crisis

…there is a non-zero chance that Sam Altman has delayed Half-Life 3

Diabetics need to be aware that certain lots of Abbott's FreeStyle Libre 3 and Libre 3 Plus continuous glucose monitors have been found to give incorrectly low readings. At least 7 deaths and 860 injuries have been tied to the devices thus far.

If you use one of these devices, Abbott will replace it with a fixed one for free. But you have to apply to get a replacement.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/diabetes-abbott-glucose-monitors-alarmed-recall-linked-deaths-rcna260615

Diabetics who rely on Abbott glucose monitors are alarmed by recall linked to 7 deaths

A manufacturing problem in millions of Abbott glucose sensors for diabetes patients has been tied to at least seven deaths and hundreds of injuries worldwide.

NBC News

Hi everyone,

If you are using hastags with multiple words, please use camel case.

#LikeThisExample

Not #likethisexample

Why?

A) Screen readers will see a bunch of letters that doesn't make one word and read out each individual letter. Which makes it hard to understand.

B) For us sighted people, it is also easier to read.

Thanks you

#TheForkiverse

Ig Nobels to move awards to Europe due to concern over US travel visas

Scientific awards – which honor research that makes people laugh and then think – to move away from ‘unsafe’ US

The Guardian
Misheard 'new telescope' as 'Nutellascope'. Now there's an idea for a magic item.

YouTube just randomly served me a talk about 'spatial programming' by @TodePond . Can highly recommend you go watch it. I would put the talk on the same level as Doug Engelbart's Mother of all Demos. Seriously, prepare to have your mind blown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQgxFuw8f1U

SPATIAL PROGRAMMING WITHOUT ESCAPE

YouTube
Nobody on LinkedIn has ever had a bad day. Every setback is a "growth opportunity." Every firing is a "new chapter." Every complete professional disaster is framed as "excited to announce." These people would describe the Titanic as "a bold pivot to submarine operations."
Mounting a borg repository from a ext4 drive on a macos via fuse. The fact that this even works is kinda bonkers. It's also proof of the fact that when you get better at something, computers for instance, that something doesn't get easier, the problems get harder.