Cursed #kubernetes idea: a ManualReviewScheduler that, wherever a new pod resource is created, raises a service ticket back at corporate asking which node it should be assigned to.
Each pod becomes a line item in a change management meeting.
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@fae you have to cut the blue wire!
Based on conversation elsewhere, I have realised this will require a `ChangeManagementMeetingAutoscaler` component which if the backlog of unscheduled pods grow will add more people to the change management meetings in order to make decisions faster.
Don’t treat your workloads like cattle or pets, treat them like many big bureaucracies treat humans (a way that is unhelpful all around)
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I’m excited that the devs decided to put me both in and on the box for kube 1.30 uwubernetes.
(especially as I had both ears and a shoe box to hand for today’s stand up)
@gsnedders @luna it can work in other ways though — catgirls can put themselves between you and the keyboard if they feel they’re getting less attention than the tech takes
@luna well given this was the first visible post when opening mastodon whilst I tried to think of a witty response to this same post elsewhere… I think the internet is conspiring to get the word out there
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