Ben, a cuddly kitteh

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Warning: This catboy contains much nya, which is known to the State of Catifornia to cause cuteness.
Based on conversation elsewhere, I have realised this will require a `ChangeManagementMeetingAutoscaler` component which if the backlog of unscheduled pods grow will add more people to the change management meetings in order to make decisions faster.
Don’t treat your workloads like cattle or pets, treat them like many big bureaucracies treat humans (a way that is unhelpful all around)

Cursed #kubernetes idea: a ManualReviewScheduler that, wherever a new pod resource is created, raises a service ticket back at corporate asking which node it should be assigned to.

Each pod becomes a line item in a change management meeting.

Developers Hate Him For Following This One Secret Technique (actually reading the JIRA ticket)

I’m excited that the devs decided to put me both in and on the box for kube 1.30 uwubernetes.

(especially as I had both ears and a shoe box to hand for today’s stand up)

BREAKING NEWS: Local Catboy Trapped In Comfy Blanket Pile Up

Rescue Equipment “Hours Away” Say Authorities