I excitedly showed my wife the nose hair that had grown all the way down to my top lip when I got home from a six week field expedition. She did not show the same level of joy that I felt. She just gave me a pair of tweezers.

My mates and I have a WhatsApp chat group where we only post our own farts. The rules are that there can only be voice notes or videos of your fart and nothing else. Nothing brightens up a dull morning more than the sound of your mate's fart.