Keys in the Cloud

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Product Manager in cryptography and cloud key management. Open Source. Opinions my own.
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Q: What would you do if there was a catastrophic attack on AES?
Me: buy a dairy farm in the alps while money still has meaning, and run a little Almhütten in isolation, while civilization collapses around me.
I will keep dying on this hill
PLEASE check your kids' Halloween candy. Just found an Okta admin access token in a Snickers bar.

Just saw someone advocating progressive movements organize on the Fediverse.

BE VERY VERY CAREFUL ABOUT SAYING STUFF LIKE THIS.

-Most fediverse tie-ins are not architected to protect you. For instance, Mastodon Direct Messages are not encrypted and admins can access them.

-Most instances are hosted by ordinary people who don't have the time, knowledge, or resources to fight subpoenas in either criminal or civil actions.

Meet here. Support each other. Cheer each other on. Show solidarity, and elevate and amplify each other.

Organize in much more restricted environments, like end-to-end encrypted messengers like Signal.

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This is both a stinging indictment of bullshit hidden password "rules" and a devilishly difficult game to actually play https://neal.fun/password-game/
The Password Game

Please choose a password

Where are you on the political scale? Please boost wildly!* 😃​

(*) Yes I mean Wildly not just widely

Far-left
35.8%
Left
52.1%
Center
10.1%
Right
1.4%
Far-right
0.6%
Poll ended at .
Remember if ever in a flame war, Stop, Drop and Rickroll.

there’s something extremely funny to me about claiming there is no such thing as reality, while using a device made of sand we convinced to do math and display pictures.

do y’all have any idea how mandatory it is to modern engineering that there is a unified reality with compressible models that can be converged on from any starting point? do y’all have any idea just how ridiculously many converging lines of evidence are behind the act of turning sand into high frequency mixed signal very large scale integrated circuits?

this shit isn’t fucking magic, it doesn’t happen because of vibes. it happens because tens of millions of engineers and technicians in a couple of dozen different disciplines understand the absolute shit out of reality. specifically, they understand the absolute shit out of a teeny tiny slice of reality, and if they weren’t all working on different slices of the exact same reality, none of this shit would ever function.

but carry on i guess. the sand that does math will keep doing it regardless of whether you believe in it.

Think about this when you hear Suella Braverman saying to Lineker that the difference between her comments and those of the Nazis was that hers are lawful.