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#Caturday Zelda was mad at Smalls for leaving so she sat on me until he came home
I know it’s not #Caturday but I was at the paintball field today so I have to show off our favorite employees.
I think this pigeon is going to the airport, too.
I hope a tiny little suitcase comes down the carousel
Smalls is killing it for “BBQ Dads vs Soccer Moms” day at school.
We replaced the couch with a loveseat and I’m so glad the cats aren’t inconvenienced 😻 #CatsOfMastodon
Happy FriYAY, tooters! May your beverage of choice not overflow this morning 🤞
Timeline cleanse (mugshot edition)

Hubs and Smalls were at an event today and ran into a woman Hubs has worked with before. After the initial Hi-Hellos she looked at Smalls, leaned in to Hubs, and asked quietly, “Did you remarry?” and was NOT JOKING.

I can’t imagine how someone sees these 2 together and thinks, “What a lovely couple!”😂

I know meal service recipes are designed for the blandest cross-section of people but seeing “add as much hot sauce as you’d like” in a recipe when the hot sauce packet is 8 drops of Louisiana is just sad.
Last week a recipe had 1/16 tsp of sambal oelek for 2 servings of food 🧐