ouinneRoses are red
Hamburger is ground
High fives to my frens
From stripey sleep hound
Burma Shaves ❤️
Hamburger is ground
High fives to my frens
From stripey sleep hound
Burma Shaves ❤️
kelliebob
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Cabel SasserI’ve never been more excited to do a blog post.
My goal was to preserve some never-before-heard recordings of the Firehouse Five Plus Two, a famous Disney-employee dixieland jazz band.
But along the way, I accidentally uncovered something incredible… a lost song that was cut from Walt Disney’s Cinderella, a song that hasn’t been heard in almost 75 years.
And you’re about to hear it too.
Read now: 🌟 https://cabel.com/2024/02/13/firehouse-five-and-the-cinderella-surprise/
ellewhenever my boss says "think of the big picture, elle" I'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth, and nothing he wants seems important or even relevant really so this strategy has backfired on him more than once is what I'm saying
#Caturday Zelda was mad at Smalls for leaving so she sat on me until he came home
I’ve been trying to get through to customer service for a work issue for an HOUR. Main number disconnects randomly (6x). Finally got a person who sent me to the wrong dept, then they sent me elsewhere, then THAT person tried to send me back to department 1. Now I’m 26 minutes into hold music. I can’t imagine how pissed I’d be if I were an actual customer of these clowns.
I feel like the director of Griselda has a fetish for Sophia Vergara smoking.
Yes, it’s the 70’s/ 80’s and people chain smoked everywhere but the constant close ups of her mouth around a cigarette are Tarantino feet levels of awkward.
Yes, it’s the 70’s/ 80’s and people chain smoked everywhere but the constant close ups of her mouth around a cigarette are Tarantino feet levels of awkward.
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 
Problems that were overhyped:
- quicksand
- people offering me drugs
- the Bermuda Triangle
Problems that I was underprepared for:
- nightly existential dread
- remembering all 17,392 passwords required to do my job
- arguing with robots about whether or not there is an unexpected item in the bagging area
I know it’s not #Caturday but I was at the paintball field today so I have to show off our favorite employees.