Kelley Greene

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140 Posts

sentient wheel of cheese

writer, satirist, painfully online.

Websitehttps://kelleygreene.pizza/
LocationBay Area (formerly Chicago & Austin)
I regret to inform y’all that I pulled out my old CHI iron from 2007 to straighten my hair for nostalgia purposes and not only does it still work, I’m probably going to do this again
RIP Strawberry Pop-Tart 2023-2023
arthur slugworth seeing all those kids on TV getting golden tickets
RIP to my first big celebrity crush. I literally had this pic printed out and taped on the inside of my planner in high school. 💔
tom brady after last night's jets game
couldn’t be me
do you guys ever think about going to grad school
calmly watching my husband read the short story i just finished
Making Rice Krispie treats from scratch