Mastodawn

Kelley Greene Oct 23, 2024

so wild to me that people are out there regularly doing coke while i get the shakes if i take 2 excedrin migraine

Kelley Greene Oct 21, 2024

Maybe I didn’t “luck out,” wordle bot. Maybe that was pure skill

Kelley Greene Oct 9, 2024

i spent way too much time on the song of ice and fire subreddit in the 2010's so every time i see "GRWM" i read "GRRM" and am like george rr martin is going to your friend's wedding?? like, i hope he has fun but maybe afterward he can get back to that book

Kelley Greene Aug 2, 2024

i think the bronze medals are prettier than the silver. if i was close to coming in second in a race i'd slow down

Kelley Greene Jul 21, 2024

Learning that British people eat tuna in their baked potatoes has sent me over the edge

Kelley Greene Apr 19, 2024

MostlyHarmless Apr 19, 2024

Exercise is basically hurting yourself until you build up an immunity to hurting yourself.

Kelley Greene Apr 19, 2024

friends -- today marks TWO WHOLE YEARS of my substack newsletter, TMI.

this week's edition covers two of my favorite topics: rats and anti-aging weirdos. if you like it, think about subscribing to get some trash from me in your inbox once a week? i'm just 15 subscribers away from hitting 100! (it's totally free!)

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Happy 2nd Birthday, TMI!

Internet round-up for the week of April 15, 2024

TMI - Too Much Internet

Kelley Greene Apr 8, 2024

it turns out you can still damage your eyes even if you're not in the path of totality

https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/guy-ignores-eclipse-in-favor-of-destroying-vision-by-looking-at-screens-16-hours-a-day/

Guy Ignores Eclipse in Favor of Destroying Vision by Looking at Screens 16 Hours a Day

CLEVELAND – After learning that looking directly at the sun during a solar eclipse could blind him, Tyler Dennison made a conscious decision to skip…

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Kelley Greene Apr 8, 2024

how many cavemen went blind because no one told them not to look at an eclipse??

Kelley Greene Mar 31, 2024

Happy Easter!!

https://hard-drive.net/hd/video-games/jesus-re-release-widely-panned-for-lack-of-physical-media/

Jesus Re-Release Widely Panned for Lack of Physical Media

JERUSALEM — An updated version of Jesus has been re-released after only three days, but many followers are unhappy with the lack of physical media,…

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