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Keith Nowak 🌮

@keithnowak@mstdn.social

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Public Relations guy who is at best ambivalent about the public. Dallas-> Connecticut-> Seattle-> San Jose-> Dallas-> Hot Springs.

When I first scanned this headline, I thought "who is Al, and what exactly was he doing to help?"

This one image of a 2 hour timeline encapsulates the avalanche of insanity that defines 2025 America.

Dow futures are going way up on the belief that a China trade deal is in the offing.

What I see in my mind:

Because nothing could go wrong throwing jet fuel on a dumpster fire.

Wait. I found a third one! Election day is May 13th, not November 13th! (Although this wasn't a misspelling, just plain old stupidity)

I looked closer, and there are actually two typos. I assume he misspelled "locations" and not "lactations"

Protip: When running for a school board position, spellcheck your mailers first.

Preview of Christmas morning 2025

Oh FFS

Here we go again.

Here we go again.

Oh oh, Trump tariffed the world, what if the world arranged trade without the US?

Arrogance can only take you in one direction, and only take you so far, unless you actually get in the handbasket.