When I first scanned this headline, I thought "who is Al, and what exactly was he doing to help?"
Keith Nowak 🌮
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Public Relations guy who is at best ambivalent about the public. Dallas-> Connecticut-> Seattle-> San Jose-> Dallas-> Hot Springs.
This one image of a 2 hour timeline encapsulates the avalanche of insanity that defines 2025 America.
Dow futures are going way up on the belief that a China trade deal is in the offing.
What I see in my mind:
Wait. I found a third one! Election day is May 13th, not November 13th! (Although this wasn't a misspelling, just plain old stupidity)
I looked closer, and there are actually two typos. I assume he misspelled "locations" and not "lactations"
Protip: When running for a school board position, spellcheck your mailers first.
Preview of Christmas morning 2025
