Santa, we don’t work for you no more
Make your own Sally Dolls
You can deck our balls
As we’re walking out the door
Santa, you can’t put us on the shelf
So take your Christmas tree
Shove it up your chimney
You can do the job yourself
You can’t fire us, we quit
So put that in your pipe and smoke it

tickets to A Very Merry Misfit Cabaret at http://www.krmisfitcabaret.com #sf #sanfrancisco #elfontheshelf