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I'm moving to @kalium

because we got bored, @multiplexd and I have started an instance so I'm moving there for now, so, uh, that.

@kalium !

Did a party with university friends for the first time! It only took me *counts* three years to get that done, which is about on par for my slow as molasses social skills.
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Self care is buying and then eating an entire ciabatta in under five hours.

Note: this may be wrong but I did it anyways so there's no point worrying about it now.

here, it's transcribed in strfile format https://awful.cloud/secrets/soviet-jokes

You'll have to generate the .dat file for fortune using strfile but that's just a matter of `strfile soviet-jokes`

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP89G00720R000800040003-6.pdf < The CIA just released a bunch of old soviet jokes so I'm gonna transcribe this into a fortunes file
hmmm, goose samples
Is there like, a plugin or patch for Firefox so that when I'm not editing my URL or mouse over the tab bar it hides the URLl box and everything in that line.

finally do I have the proper way of looking at the fediverse  

also yes it's fully functional and I'm actually using it as my main interface right now