Kalium <deprecated, check bio>https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP89G00720R000800040003-6.pdf < The CIA just released a bunch of old soviet jokes so I'm gonna transcribe this into a fortunes file
here, it's transcribed in strfile format https://awful.cloud/secrets/soviet-jokes
You'll have to generate the .dat file for fortune using strfile but that's just a matter of `strfile soviet-jokes`