John Vilk

@jvilk
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PhD graduate from the PLASMA group at UMass. I also make bad/great puns. Staff software engineer at Stripe! he/him
Show threadJohn VilkMay 5, 2024
@adrian at Mass MoCA? Awesome. I once went there to see Jeff Mangum well over a decade ago; I feel like there were only like 100 of us standing in a very small room. Loved it. Have fun!
Show threadJohn VilkMar 18, 2024
@norootcause one sensor always lies, and the other always tells the truth
John VilkMar 10, 2024
me: alright kids, let’s put on some music
*puts on spotify*
Spotify: 🎶tomorrow, daddy’s taking us to the zoo zoo zoo🎶
me: …actually, that is false
John VilkFeb 27, 2024
“you put the butt on the boingy boing” - my wife, with a PhD in mechanical engineering, teaching our toddler how to put a AA battery into a circuit building toy
John VilkFeb 24, 2024
my toddler is inventing Ryanair from first principles
Show threadJohn VilkFeb 21, 2024
@dev great, now this will be in my head whenever I look at a flame graph. https://youtu.be/bjWFNgKE4uw?si=aYtaCWAcPT3swRWw
virt - Canyon.mid

YouTube
John VilkFeb 20, 2024
Show threadhalcy​ Feb 19, 2024
@vyr @greg perfect opportunity to post this comic
John VilkFeb 17, 2024
@dev one day we will have IDE squiggles to indicate where the hbox is going wrong
John VilkFeb 10, 2024
@regehr @jvilk idk, it’s really bad. I never had to navigate things this bad as a student. I haven’t really seen things improve.
Show threadJohn VilkFeb 10, 2024
like, what is this??????? Where are the results