The Pope is dead and the last person to see him alive was JD Vance.
I have questions

Social media turned people with no job & no skills into million dollar sensations. 😂

Thought I read, Blessed As Fuck.

74 shark attacks last year. We can definitely beat that record.

My therapist tried to take a vacation, but I wasn’t having that.

Thank God for the people texting at red lights. Otherwise, I would never be able to cut in.

The secret to happiness is pizza.

Imagine being so rich that you have disposable hand towels in your bathroom.

Is it me or is this place boring