When Harry gets his royalty cheque from his publishers, will it still be called a royalty cheque?

Insomniacs of the world unite - we will not rest!

For the naming convention of future Covid variants, when we run out of Greek letters we could move onto French letters. #COVID19

At this time of year it’s good to remind everyone that the VSOP on brandy labels stands for ‘very suitable on puddings’ #christmas

“Morrison moves a motion”

On the day of his potential censure, I’m betting Morrison will suddenly accept a speaking engagement at an evangelical church somewhere and be unavailable to sit in parliament that day. #auspol

It’s hilarious the media thinks the Virginia Bell report has stained Morrison’s legacy. The only legacy he ever had was as a lying, cheating, conservative, religious ratbag hated by all including his own side. Australia’s corrupt biased media were the only ones on his side, & that was just for the free drinks, mini quiches & frequent leaks. #MorrisonLegacy #ScottyfromMarketing

On the topic of the Morrison government’s failed religious discrimination bill, the bishops now want to move forward … but as we all know, bishops can only move diagonally.

Gladys decided not to wax until her ICAC judgment is handed down. Time is taking its toll. #gladysberejiklian

Jet out of Mascot ‘escorted’ by a column of grey-headed fruit bats in the evening sky over Surry Hills.