Urethra Franklin 👹

@jurassicaparker
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Cap | Los Angeles | I Draw | Please be my friend
@[email protected] this happens a lot with cis guys who find out I know about (insert whatever entry level nerd shit they’re into) and then I’m they’re (see previous) buddy for the rest of our acquaintance
@Gargron HES AN ANGEL
Best part of the holidays are all of the many songs about family, friends, and women who want to fuck Santa Claus
:crystal_ball:
I started my nuzlocke run on Pokémon alpha sapphire so stand by for swear words and mad emojis
@jk I’m here to fill a very specific niche

tired: a bone is thrown upward, as it falls the scene cuts to a space vehicle

wired: a bone is thrown upward, as it falls the bone becomes a telephone receiver, which is caught by Spitting Image puppet Phil Collins, who then sings into it, "I won't be coming home tonight,"