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you’re in her DMs, i’m in her osha 300. we are not the same

I fix servers and build data centers for a hyperscale cloud provider. I print a lot of labels and open a lot of boxes. Training to move into the embedded space in my spare time. Big fan of containers, learning k8s on and off (why are all the tutorials…like that?). My executives are highly dysfunctional, and you can interpret that any way you like and it’ll still be true

25/f/seattlehttps://juh.gay/
buildfailing
coveragedon’t tell me about their coverage, bob
cheeseburger

coming from tumblr, mastodon has essentially a topologically equivalent interface, with likes (favorites), reblogs (boosts), and reblogs-with-content (replies i think). but whenever i log in here, most posts i see have like...no likes and no reblogs, and maybe a few replies. and maybe i'm just tumblpilled, but i just don't get it... don't you like seeing your friends' posts? aren't you going to put them on your followers' screens? 🥺 we're never going to be the new new pdf at this rate

#ok i'm realizing we don't have the broken-ass tag system. but that's ok

hey @domi have you ever worked with protobuf messages in shell? i've got a message at work that i'd like to just...flatten into bash variables, honestly. my gut says a sed wizard could recursively prepend the innermost keys with the names of its parents, but for all my time spent on regex, i still fear the full power of sed scripting
Dime bag of pogo pins, street value: $150 USD. This is enough to kill 3 test engineers.
Why is it "blowing the fuse" and not "committing to the bit"
# ln -s /dev/null /the-square-hole
my toxic trait is that when i wonder about an executable i lead with `head' instead of `file'. i don't have any magic numbers memorized, i'm just kind of an idiot. *restarts terminal again*