Judd HarrisToday in JetBlue’s Extra Space seats we have unhappy couple with baby AND dog, constantly coughing lady, and mom with toddler and giant bag of open Cheeto Puffs sitting precariously on a pile of blankets. Who will be the most annoying? Tune in to find out!
Taking the lead out of the gate is Cheeto toddler, who is still learning about inside voice.
Plague lady was falling way behind as her cough subsided, but is now hacking up a storm again while holding her sweater over her mouth instead of, say, wearing a mask.
Surprisingly, unhappy dog and baby couple are SILENT. Praise 🙌🏼
Have to admit this is going way better than expected. The sea of humanity is calm today.
And the plague lady just took some medication, so not a smoker’s cough… 💨
In a surprising twist, plague lady has just stood up and started screaming in Spanglish and waving her arms around. Thought she was losing her mind, but apparently she has shooting pain.
Mats Holberg 🇺🇦 🇵🇸@judd You predicted unpredictable drama and you got it!