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Maybe the Christian folk just misunderstood the bible. It is well known that Jesus hates figs (see Matthew 21:19), maybe everyone misread it as Jesus hates fags.
Awww yeah, #php 7.3 tests passing!

Out on the #elitedangerous #distantworlds2 expedition. The route takes you past HD 148937, home of the famous 10G world.

Gotta say, I absolutely nailed the landing. I settled my back end down onto that surface like a brick falling off a skyscraper.

10/10

Implement typed properties · php/php-src@e219ec1

RFC: https://wiki.php.net/rfc/typed_properties_v2 This is a squash of PR #3734, which is a squash of PR #3313. Co-authored-by: Bob Weinand <[email protected]> Co-authored-by: Joe Watkins ...

Had to clean up after a co-worker who botched a merge.
~570 files changed, they went "Select all, accept my copy, push"
Guess who got to sort that one out 😢

I was asked how best to clean up some code.

The answer was to draw a pentagram on the ground and attempt to summon the old ones.

Nothing but fire can cleanse this.

I was tasked with removing a bunch of legacy code no longer in use.

570 files changed, 2694 insertions(+), 150456 deletions(-)

Oh baby. I can only get so erect.

I am going to smack the next person who talks to me about "webscale" technologies.
Buddy, you cannot keep blaming the tools. Everything slows to a crawl if used inappropriately.
I found some disco space pumpkins out in the black. #elitedangerous

It’s really nice when long term planning pays out.

About 10 months ago I was contracted to do some stuff and I made some decisions that ended up costing a few days of dev time, but it is saving me weeks of time now.

High-five past me. You did good.