"Are you wearing the heels? The black ones with the ankle straps? If you’re not then put them on when you get in."

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/got-milk-a-horny-email-exchange/

NEW #AudioPorn: a silly/weird something I wrote back in 2014, when I had an office job and used to send emails to my boyfriend like 'please ruin my cunt when I get home PS I saw we're running low on milk I'll grab some at the Co-op.'

Brought beautifully to life by Luke (aka Beardynoise on Twitter) and also me.