What are your food plans for the Super Bowl? I’m making up an absurdly large plate of nachos
Joyous Panther
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Just want a fun place to discuss the news and laugh at jokes.
@parkermolloy I remember trying to watch it when I was younger and consciously wondering if I was wasting my life as I watched it.
@parkermolloy really enjoy reading your work. Hope you have a great 2023.
@TheGuardian_us I feel like my wife and I didn’t even make the decision. Our dogs did.
The Rude PunditFriend: I'm worried about you. Don't die alone.
Me: Don't worry. I'll make sure I'm surrounded by lots of bodies.
Friend: That's not--
Me: Shhh. I got this.
Me: Don't worry. I'll make sure I'm surrounded by lots of bodies.
Friend: That's not--
Me: Shhh. I got this.
@JoshuaHolland these people are so upset that Russia is losing its war and they can’t brag about Putin being such a good leader and outsmarting Biden.
Has anyone seen Avatar yet and found it as unnecessarily silly as I did?
A guy spent $44 billion to try to hide how much he’s descending into a midlife crisis. What a world.
@scottjshapiro if he tried to resell Twitter today after owning for like a month, what would he be able to get?
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