Mastodawn

Josh

@joshef

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973 Posts

I wish I could read the languages of all that I follow...

Sums up my experience growing up

I double dog dare you to give Max a raspberry on his tummy!

😎

I’ll take some. Seriously

"Nuh more," said the crow. “Nuh more."

Sorry Hank, but anmy car nicknamed “the meatwagon” is gonna win.

Well, okay. You did just speak them (typed them, anyway))

Hey! I dance like that!

Better words never spoken!

Before the internet, most people believed villages only had one idiot, now it's abundantly clear that we miscalculated.