I accidentally fell in love with the city of Toronto.
Joseph Thomas
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After 40 years of referencing Nermal being sent to Abu Dhabi, I am finally here. Does anyone else’s bucket list revolve around Garfield cartoons?
I hopped off the plane at LAS
With a dream of cards and gin
Welcome to the land of shame and sex (whoa)
Am I gonna have a big win
Jumped in the cab, here I am for the 80th time
Look to my right, and I see the Planet Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous
With a dream of cards and gin
Welcome to the land of shame and sex (whoa)
Am I gonna have a big win
Jumped in the cab, here I am for the 80th time
Look to my right, and I see the Planet Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous
Effective May 7, 2025 Americans will need a Rielle ID to board domestic flights and access certain federal facilities.
(They will have to identify Rielle Hunter, the mistress of former US senator and presidential candidate John Edwards, from a photo lineup)
Sometimes when I’m sad I Google Photos of “puppy tummy” and it cheers me up right away.
Try it!
To protect my data privacy, I adjust the EXIF location metadata on all my photos to be in the Spanx store at the Tampa, FL airport.
The SS United States, a rusting hulk from a bygone era, will be sunk out in the ocean for its own good.
Now THAT is a fitting metaphor if I’ve ever heard one.