@RitchieTorres I'm eating the popcorn watching this. 😄

@black_intellect stories like this help restore my faith in humanity.

@drvolts He acts like he's auditioning for the role of most hated man in existence.

@SirEviscerate I'm not sure I understand any of this but I agree with it 100% 😂​

@BathysphereHat my understanding is that Kosher birds have 3 front toes and a 4th back toe. Any other toe is an extra toe.