I like the federated timeline because it presents me with fresh opportunities to block strangers

this guy is the mastodon mascot now https://mastodon.social/media/ujCzzwyxpDhpSHZUZE0

I just christened my mute button by silencing a Discovery hater

@CBWebb this is fifteen (pfffttt) sixteen

@CBWebb that seems to be the consensus

Thinking very seriously about limiting this account to only fart jokes

@Nicktatorship never masticate in front of other people

toots are farts, yes