I like the federated timeline because it presents me with fresh opportunities to block strangers

this guy is the mastodon mascot now https://mastodon.social/media/ujCzzwyxpDhpSHZUZE0

I just christened my mute button by silencing a Discovery hater

Thinking very seriously about limiting this account to only fart jokes

toots are farts, yes

where is my blue check

Where's the timeline that's just people I am following? I am so confused

here I sit, ill-reputed
tried to shit but only tooted