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King: i don't know what your problem is clive, this guy's a laugh riot! i'm dying!
Oscar Wilde: hi dying, i'm oscar wilde
King: ah ha ha ha!!
King: where does he come up with these things?
Wilde: hey hey
Wilde: you're gonna love this one
Wilde: pull my finger
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Oscar Wilde: hey guys here's another patented oscar wilde bon mot for you
Wilde: what do you get when a bird flies into a fan?
Barker: boooooo
Wilde: shredded tw-
Wilde: I'M NOT DONE YET
Barker: boooooo
Barker: get off the stage
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King: so you broke up with oscar wilde? i can't imagine why you would do that, he's so funny
Balcombe: yeah well
King: he's like basically the wittiest guy in the world
Balcombe: yeah well that gets old fast
Oscar Wilde: hey guys, working hard or hardly working? hahaha