Lesbian Death BedAug 23, 2023
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Bram Stoker: guys, i want you to meet my girlfriend Florence Balcombe
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Poe:
Barker: girlfriend huh
Poe: clive
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Balcombe: yeah bram is so much better than my last boyfriend
Balcombe: oscar wilde
King:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
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Barker: your last boyfriend was oscar wilde?
Poe: clive
Balcombe: yeah
Barker: and now you're dating bram stoker?
Poe: clive
Barker: oh you sure know how to pick em honey
Poe: CLIVE
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Balcombe: yeah i dated oscar wilde
Balcombe: and then bram stoker
Balcombe: what can i say? i'm just a sucker for men who have a certain distracted, disinterested quality in bed
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
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Edward Lee: bro bro
Lee: you got with florence balcombe bro?
Lee: you know she's a celebrated beauty bro
Lee: you gotta tell me what its like bro
Stoker: oh a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell
Lee: c'mon bro
Lee: bro
Lee: i'm dyin bro
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Lee: c'mon bro you gotta tell
Stoker: well we don't do any of that weird sex stuff if that's what you're asking
Balcombe: what about when you made me put on a big fake beard and read Leaves of Grass to you
Stoker: that wasn't a sex thing!
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King: so you broke up with oscar wilde? i can't imagine why you would do that, he's so funny
Balcombe: yeah well
King: he's like basically the wittiest guy in the world
Balcombe: yeah well that gets old fast
Oscar Wilde: hey guys, working hard or hardly working? hahaha
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Oscar Wilde: hey guys here's another patented oscar wilde bon mot for you
Wilde: what do you get when a bird flies into a fan?
Barker: boooooo
Wilde: shredded tw-
Wilde: I'M NOT DONE YET
Barker: boooooo
Barker: get off the stage
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King: i don't know what your problem is clive, this guy's a laugh riot! i'm dying!
Oscar Wilde: hi dying, i'm oscar wilde
King: ah ha ha ha!!
King: where does he come up with these things?
Wilde: hey hey
Wilde: you're gonna love this one
Wilde: pull my finger
Show threadSam ​Aug 23, 2023
@bitterkarella I swear I laugh at every one of Poe's "Clive."
Show threadDentisterie GallinacéeAug 23, 2023
@bitterkarella this was glorious