[63869] After my dad died, I went to his favorite park to scatter his remains. A park employee came running, yelling STOP! You can't do that here! I said Why not? He said You have to cremate him first! What has 2 buts and kills people? An assassin Why did the vega
[63865] If you find these jokes funny, something is probably wrong with you! I was digging in the garden and happened to find a chest with a lot of gold coins. I wanted to run home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden. What's yellow and
[63862] Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I already have like 50 wooden balls already. I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 8 years in a row now. Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it! Husband:
[63838] Magistrate: What was he doing when you arrested him? Policeman: He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor. Magistrate: That is no proof he was drunk. Policeman: Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there. - Joke for Sunday, 04 February 2024 from site A jo
[63861] Trying to figure out why 2024 will be longer than 2023…But so far, nothing leaps to mind. What’s a great thing about leap-year jokes?That you only hear them repeated every 4 years. If a leap year has 366 days, what do you call a year with 365 days?A light yea
[63849] Jerry was sitting down for breakfast one morning when he was astonished to see in the paper an announcment of his own death. He called his friend at once, Jim, have you seen the announcement of my death in the paper? Jim replied, Yes, and exactly where are you calling from?
[63853] I asked my friend when his birthday was, and he said, March 1st. So I walked around the room like a soldier and asked him again. I left my job today. I couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me. He said: you’re fired. My wife and I were walking thro
