John McCabe-Dansted

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@DeanFarrell sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.
@jascha Scientists do not want you to know their credit card numbers :P
The lunar eclipse was over by the time the moon set, but I still managed to grab this photo of the fullest of moons lighting up the Griffith Observatory.
#Astrophotography #Photography
Congressman Dave Min: "My Republican colleagues accuse those of us who support justice of having Trump Derangement Syndrome. YOU suffer from something much worse – Pedophile Protection Syndrome."

Trump decided that we should all display the Ten Commandments. Alas they are quite woke, so I took out the woke to make the Trump Commandments.

1. Trump is the LORD your God; you shall not have gods of middle-eastern religious origin before him.
2. You shall take the name of Christ in vain.
3. Remember to buy Chinese made Trump 2028 merch on the LORD’s Day.
4. Honor unconstitutional Executive Orders.
5. You shall not kill, unless Trump has promised to pay your legal fees.
6. You shall commit adultery.
7. You shall not steal from people who can afford to eat.
8. You shall bear false witness against the teachings of Christ.
9. You shall covet your neighbor’s teenage daughter.
10. You shall not covet the SNAP benefits Congress has pre-allocated to you.

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It occurs to me that the only true Australia day is May 8.
@HumanServitor It is hard to watch Invincible without thinking that at least the Viltrumite Empire seems sane enough to not try and tax penguins.
@skribe I guess so, I just took the photo on Friday.