We’ve gotten so divided that even my sunglasses are polarized.

There’s something poetic about Groundhog Day falling on the 3rd day we have school cancelled and icy roads that prevent people from leaving home. Then again maybe it’s more like a limerick.

I need to double check that my 2023 calendar is accurately calibrated because this week sure felt longer than 4 working days.

And with a tick of the clock, all the dates I write will be wrong for two months

I can never believe how quickly after Christmas stores start decorating for Boxing Day.

So it turns out that sugar cookie icing doubles as table glue when your kids leave it out after decorating.

How convenient that Fesitivus’s airing of the grievances falls on a day when courthouses are closed.

Gonna just keep throwing logs on until the windchill goes above zero.

Remember, there’s only 4 more ex parte TRO days left before Christmas. #lawfedi #appellatefedi

Is all of #LawFedi and #appellateFedi ready for Santa Clause and his helper Elfspresio Unius?