Dear journalists and editors. I am NOT interested in any stories on "How did Assad escape" and "What did he take with him" or picture stories on "This is how the former dictator and his beautiful wife and children now live". I hope you can resist the clickbait pressure and instead publish investigative articles on what is happening in Syria and to the Syrian people. Start with asking refugees that are willing to share their interpretation, without asking them if they plan to return, OK? #kthxbai

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Dear media, "who Kyle Rittenhouse endorses in the 2024 US presidential election" is absolutely *not* an actual news item. Please fuck all the way off.

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