Joseph Lamoree

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Software engineer, cycling enthusiast, maker, and fan of the Oxford comma.
Bloghttps://blog.lamoree.com/
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Shouldn't there be a lot more time traveling incidents where a miscalculation was made and a person poofs into spacetime where the surface of the earth was a few seconds ago? Like, at the planet's orbital speed, a person would be under the mantle or in the stratosphere. Both are tough to survive in just a t-shirt and blue jeans.
@tankgrrl 😂
I went to the optometrist today. While waiting for my appointment, I scanned all the little kids’ frames. They are just so goddamn adorable I can’t even.
@Strandjunker I assume that won’t affect their revenue stream for flying detained citizens to concentration camps.
@ai6yr It would be neat if there were consequences to motorist terrorism.
The No Kings protest next weekend is on my mind. I'm wracking my brain for what to write on my sign. It's hard to succinctly express my plea for people to be decent to one another. The top of my list so far is "Billionaires are a Policy Failure"
"We use debian, that should be age verification enough"
I wholeheartedly agree with all these positive reviews of the new Apple MacBooks Neo, especially the part where nobody should buy another Apple product while Tim Cook is CEO.
@ai6yr Reminds me of the ol' fax that people could not resist pinning to their cubicle walls.
I have questions about this phishing email. Do you suppose the sender is just disgruntled and not putting in their best effort? Or maybe they accidentally left the AI system message to "You're an adolescent boy playing a prank on your schoolmate and can't resist screwing around, even if it undermines your clickthrough rate."