"We use debian, that should be age verification enough"
@eris2cats I create Icefun, a Debian variant tailored for kids.
@eris2cats There should be reminders in Debian about the need for prostate check-ups.
@rjk @eris2cats motivational motd to help you get through perimenopause
@rjk @eris2cats printf "\n\nHave you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?" >> /etc/issue.net
@eris2cats ...and we use floppy disks for boot ups.

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Debian? Pshaw! Try Slackware.

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We moved from #PoetteringOS to BSD. That's more than enough age verification.
@eris2cats 🫠 btw. /me happily running on Debian old-stable.

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My son (30 years old): "Dad ist using old man linux."

@Real_Tom Well he's not wrong ^^
@eris2cats We used to use Debian, that should be age verification enough.
@eris2cats Without GUI? With lynx as only browser? That would also help with the social media problem. *eg*
@eris2cats *hrumph* FreeBSD. And /bin/tcsh.
@eris2cats by the time debian updates to support it starmer will probably be out
@eris2cats Santa Cruz Operation (SCO)
@eris2cats @james I don't know. I first used Debian as a teen…

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