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https://www.theonion.com/spacex-crew-member-realizes-he-fired-after-being-locked-1850213418

SpaceX Crew Member Realizes He Fired After Being Locked Out Of Capsule

LOW EARTH ORBIT—Noting that he had a feeling something was off the second he left for a spacewalk, SpaceX Crew member Chris Jeffries told reporters Friday that he realized he had been fired after being locked out of the Dragon capsule. “While no one has explicitly told me that my job has been eliminated, judging by…

The Onion

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ChristopherJM Jan 25, 2023

usa.

RT @[email protected]

One of the people injured in a mass shooting this week told @[email protected] he was trying to get out of the hospital ASAP because he couldn't afford the medical bill.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/lara_korte/status/1618044738632056832

Lara Korte on Twitter

“One of the people injured in a mass shooting this week told @GavinNewsom he was trying to get out of the hospital ASAP because he couldn't afford the medical bill.”

Twitter

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