Jon Gilbert

@jgilbert
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I am minutes away from stepping foot onto the largest still-functioning vehicle I've been on so far while on this planet.

Gotta say, I've got The Apprehens.

Ageless Linux.

The Ageless Device: A physical computing device designed to satisfy every element of the California Digital Age Assurance Act's regulatory scope while deliberately refusing to comply with its requirements. The device costs less than...
https://jwz.org/b/yk43

@catsalad 😄there's a few variations of that rhyme, eg https://mastodon.social/@jgilbert/115976213600859998
@jwz wasn't my fault, I have an alibi.

We are on the Pacific Surfliner, heading south. We're running alongside the ocean.

There are actual surfers in the water.

Amtrak, baby: they really go all out to do what's advertised on the side of the tin.

@jgilbert "try our new CELLULOSE SLAMMER! Packed with caffeine and wood chips to clean your intestinal tract before your morning standup!"
@runcible thanks I hate it

Bad Idea: "protein ice now available for your morning iced coffee beverage"

Worse Idea: "supercharge your iced latte with Monster Energy(tm) Power Ice!"

Absolutely Terrible: "large diet soda, ice with extra gut flora correcting and stabilization!"

absolute mood ™️