me: I don’t think we should stay up late playing iPad games but we could do something else, like, what if we watched a movie?
child: is it Monday?
me: no, it’s Friday
child: then I don’t want to watch a movie since it’s not Monday Movie Night. but we could watch something else?
me: like what?
child: I don’t think you’ll say yes because it’s on YouTube
me: well, what is it?
child: the Fundamentals of Calculus

