Jernej Simončič �

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@lukamarcetic Ja (ne vem, če so na iOS za EU naredili verzijo, ki uporablja njihov lasten Gecko pogon namesto WebKita).
There's a Polish meme about sci-fi written by Lem vs sci-fi written by Bioware. I don't think it is a known meme. It should be a known meme.
You say, "please get out of the pool."

I’ve heard that Citrix are complaining me billing this CitrixBleed 2 is causing them reputational damage, and isn’t related in any way to CitrixBleed.

For the record - it was a dumb joke name to attraction attention for patching. I know it isn’t exactly the same cause.

But, ya know, it is a memory disclosure vuln which reveals sensitive info, and it does require ICA sessions be reset.. which only happened before with CitrixBleed.

Holy crap the Stop Destroying Videogames European Citizens' Initiative is almost 75% there, while only a week or so a go it was stuck at 50% 🤯

We might make it after all!

https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home

@nina_kali_nina Did you find a new screenshot, or fixed the original one? :)

HR: "Do you have a moment? We just want to ask you about your self-assessment?"
Me: "Sure."
HR: "So, for 'personality type', we were expecting something from Myers-Briggs. You know, like ENJF."
Me: "Oh?"
HR: "You selected 'Other' and filled in, 'Chaotic Good'."
Me: "Yes, that's right."
HR: "Why?"
Me: "Because I use the term 'fortnight' as often as possible in communications in a US-based company, replace 'z's with 's'es, and convert dates everywhere to ISO8601."
HR: "Well yes we can see how that would be classified as 'Chaotic Good', but we were expecting something grounded in science."
Me: "So why were you asking for Myers-Briggs?"

#Microfiction

In 1774, a British scientist sat in a "super-sauna", hot enough to overcook a steak in 33 mins. He wanted to explore the effects on the human body of “air heated to a much higher degree than it was formerly thought any living creature could bear” https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/experiments-and-observations-in-a-heated-room-1774

'On November 28th, 2012, Randall Munroe published an xkcd comic that was a calendar in which the size of each date was proportional to how often each date is referenced by its ordinal name (…) "In months other than September, the 11th is mentioned substantially less often than any other date. It's been that way since long before 9/11 and I have no idea why." After digging into the raw data, I believe I have figured out why.'

https://drhagen.com/blog/the-missing-11th-of-the-month/

The Missing 11th of the Month - David R Hagen

Personal website of David R Hagen, scientific software engineer

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@Gargron how could you, delete such a masterpiece of a toot?! 
@kytta @Gargron This is erasure of a crucial piece of history
@kytta @Gargron is trying to erase every trace of fun in mastodon 
@mo @kytta come on guys it's a Serious Production Software now, how are Big Corporations going to buy it if the post button says "Toot"?!
@blake @mo @kytta A few days ago I saw a toot saying "Mastodon is the Ubuntu of fedi" and this only supports that comparison
@kytta @Gargron he keeps deleting his prehistoric bangers ​
@ada @Gargron @kytta something is consuming his whimsy
@kytta @Gargron sleeper station wagon dad hoonigans, unite and rev over!!
@faraiwe @kytta @Gargron "station wagon" as an insult. stolen. will be in regular use from tomorrow.
@pavsmith But.. but I like station wagons.
@kytta @Gargron it did go wolly late in its life
@kytta @Gargron We need to make "Going Woolly" a thing

@kytta @Gargron

#antiwooly: when second thought precipitate deletion of an otherwise well enjoyed toot. sheared.

@kytta @Gargron lol "you absolute station wagon" omg
@Joseph_of_Earth @kytta @Gargron lol, it might be my new favourite insult.
@kytta @Gargron station wagon and trains are part of masto too 
@kytta @Gargron Somebody tooted here that in the Fediverse, things go "fungal". You know, it's slower, organic.
@SemAntiKast @kytta @Gargron Viral is organic too! Fungal is a good "slow" equivalent. Viral videos from fifteen years ago really felt organic & viral, they spread through social connections, not algorithmic selection. Viral videos & posts are dead, now there are only fungal posts, because organic social networks today are slow due to lack of popularity & algorithms on corporate social media are good antiviral agents.
@kytta @Gargron I think bringing up deleted toots, even if they are funny, is a bad practice
@bouncepaw but can we make an exception for this one, pretty please? @kytta @Gargron
@kytta @Gargron I like the last one. "You absolute station wagon." I'm gonna adopt that one.

Did you double-check to make sure it's really gone?

I often get 404 errors on Mastodon which are issued in error.

@kytta @Gargron

Stalking - Wikipedia

@husku geez, why the allegations? I saw the toot in my timeline, wanted to read the replies, and got an API error. So I opened it in the browser and saw that it was gone. I'm not stalking anyone.

@kytta

Posting screenshots of deleted toots is questionable. That's all.

@kytta
Oh, I thought it's officially "fungal", meanwhile?
@kytta @Gargron Who's the station wagon now!?
@kytta @Gargron ...with imitation woodgrain door trim... 😏

@kytta @Gargron

What an absolute station wagon

@TheBreadmonkey @kytta @Gargron it's such a good phrase!

"What an absolute estate car" doesn't have the same panache.

It's never been more over
Dirk (@inanedirk@metalhead.club)

Going "fungal". Like going viral, but more organic because you're on the Fediverse and no artificial algorithm helped.

Metalhead.club
@kytta this is mastodon, NO fun allowed
@emaytch @kytta My Reaction: ​
What Mastodon sees:
@kytta this one's going wooly

@kytta @Gargron Oh gawd  

Can I please use "you absolute station wagon"?   it's briljant

@stux @kytta @Gargron I concur! Brilliance!
@kytta @Gargron Perhaps because it breaks his new ToS?
@kytta Whaaat? Can anyone with the link check the wayback machine? @Gargron
@kytta @Gargron gargron is becoming the very thing that was sought out to be destroyed: an absolute station wagon
@kytta @Gargron I need to put "you absolute station wagon" into daily usage.
@kytta absolute station wagon behavior
@kytta @Gargron all these toots… lost in time…
@kytta @Gargron fool. you do not use "linux" on your computer. you use "gnu/linux." you simpleton. you absolute station wagon
@kytta the good old times when gargron was a shitposter should come back
@kytta @Gargron fool. you do not go "deleted" on mastodon. you go "screenshot". you fossil. you absolute jpeg artifact
@kytta @Gargron that was probably pretty offensive to station wagons, and who doesn't like those...

@fuchsiii @kytta @Gargron espechally since those are actually practical and not symbols of excess consumerism by rich wankers!

  • Unlike Super Useless Vehicles!
@kytta @Gargron it's called going feral on the fediverse