Question primarily for English native speakers: how to you prefer to pronounce "consortium"? Please select the closest match.

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"I am making pizza dough. I need 4 pieces of dough at 280g each. My sourdough starter is 150g durum wheat and 150g water. I want the dough to be at an overall hydration of 72.5%. I want an overall ratio of 3:5 for durum and wheat flour. The dough’s salt content should be 2% of the total flour weight. How much water, durum flour, wheat flour, and salt do I need to add to my starter?"

Try feeding this into your favourite LLM.

Florian's guide to quality management:

Whenever someone proposes a change, ask them "does doing it this way make it better than doing it the other way?"

Enjoy the blank stares.

Imagine someone rewrote the Kama Sutra four times, and the final accepted version covered only masturbation.

Now you have a good understanding of the evolution of ISO 9001.

I wish I was joking.