They say to do something every day that scares you, so I'm finally going to stick my hand in the mouth of the moldy, gnarled statue that grew up from the basement floor.
Jeremy C. Shipp
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Butler for cats. Geek. Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated novelist. BEDFELLOW and THE ATROCITIES out now from Tor. THE MERRY DREDGERS coming April 2023 from Meerkat Press. they/them
Would anyone like to buy and adopt one of my hand-sewn creatures while I'm getting packages ready? I have a few available in my Big Cartel and Etsy shops.
All my creature are designed, hand-sewn and hand-embroidered by me.
Experts assert that the long furby wrapped around the moon is nothing to worry about. They claim that the creature's rows of mile-wide shark teeth are not a danger to anyone.
Experts assert that the long furby wrapped around the moon is nothing to worry about. They claim that the creature's rows of mile-wide shark teeth are not a danger to anyone.
Would anyone like to buy and adopt one of my hand-sewn creatures while I'm getting packages ready? I have a few available in my Big Cartel and Etsy shops.
All my creature are designed, hand-sewn and hand-embroidered by me.
You are fantastic. You are a bonus onion ring hidden among the fries. You are a hand-sewn puppet singing about existential dread. You are a cryptid party in an abandoned Blockbuster. You are a cosmic quokka in a top hat devouring a supernova sandwich.
So when a caterpillar emerges from a cocoon as a butterfly, it's beautiful. But when I wrap myself with pink insulation and chew myself out, I'm freaking out everyone in the Home Depot?
They say to do something every day that scares you, so I'm finally going to let the gnarled, 2-inch paper man covered with chthonic symbols give me a paper cut.
I truly don't like the scene where they reveal that brown kryptonite gives him uncontrollable cosmic diarrhea.
I like to make doll furniture by leaving full-size furniture in a rock tumbler for six months.
