Meet Sweet Bruce the Very Rabbit-like Rabbit! I designed and hand-sewed him. In spite of the fact that he's lived for 1000 years and he holds various pocket dimensions in his pouch, Bruce insists that he's one of the more rabbit-like rabbits who's ever existed.
https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/
I always thought it would be delightful to visit a castle full of enchanted objects, but each spoon had a dozen tiny metal faces protruding from the handle, and the mirrors distorted my face in bizarre ways, and the mannequins kept asking to wear my skin to feel alive again.
They say to do something every day that scares you, so I'm finally going to build that tower of moldy potatoes that the harvest god keeps demanding in my dreams.
He enjoys going to the movies, playing pranks on ghosts, and collecting old photographs and drawing himself into them.
Meet Sweet Bruce the Very Rabbit-like Rabbit! I designed and hand-sewed him. In spite of the fact that he's lived for 1000 years and he holds various pocket dimensions in his pouch, Bruce insists that he's one of the more rabbit-like rabbits who's ever existed.
https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/
"Hey, it's the witching hour somewhere," I say, downing a bioluminescent potion that causes a dozen gooey eyestalks to burst out of my head.
They say to do something every day that scares you, so I'm finally going to go through that door in the tree surrounded by burls shaped like my head.
They replaced our checks and balances system with a wet paper towel that government officials can throw on the ground whenever someone crosses a line into fascism.
There was a large sticker on the sidewalk that read "stand here for the best picture," and I stood there but all I saw was a beige building with a businessman nearby arguing about orange juice on his phone.
During my morning walk, I saw a red-eared slider sunbathing with some mallards, and I saw a crow with an interesting haircut. I got caught in a thunderstorm of hot, chemical-scented rain. Someone almost hit me with their car because they had very important memes and things to see on their phone.
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