We're empty nesters but someone else's teen is staying with us for a few weeks.

My wife has completely lost her parent stealth fu.

I'll stand out of the kid's field of vision and mime a question, and she'll blurt out, "HIS TABLET? I HID IT UNDER OUR BED."

Free lunch at work!

AKA, a couple of hours when I can get some uninterrupted work done if I skip.

Do anyone else's coworkers seem to be afflicted with amnesia?

I'm going to start asking, "and how often WOULD you say you get hit in the head with a coconut?"

#amnesia