If typos were money, I'd be filthy rice!
#Software Dev who made a wrong turn into #firmware, occasional #woodworker Somewhere there is a dusty #trombone center-right refugee
We're empty nesters but someone else's teen is staying with us for a few weeks.
My wife has completely lost her parent stealth fu.
I'll stand out of the kid's field of vision and mime a question, and she'll blurt out, "HIS TABLET? I HID IT UNDER OUR BED."
Free lunch at work!
AKA, a couple of hours when I can get some uninterrupted work done if I skip.
Do anyone else's coworkers seem to be afflicted with amnesia?
I'm going to start asking, "and how often WOULD you say you get hit in the head with a coconut?"
And then there was the man who drove to work each day on only rims.
He was diligent...and tireless.
A developer was on loan to our team and was knocking out some good work.
Then he had to go chase USB issues for a few weeks.
I finally know a developer who got "hit by a [universal serial] bus".
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