Mastodawn

John Chambers Jul 2, 2023

I grew up in a household that couldn't afford private music lessons, and didn't go to concerts. If it wasn't for my state funded music education, I wouldn't be scoring radio dramas for the beeb. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jul/02/classical-music-cuts-fighting-for-its-life-preserve-of-rich

Hooked on classics? But if you want to learn to play, you’d better be posh

My state school taught me the value of Bach and Vivaldi. Today’s pupils aren’t so lucky

The Guardian

John Chambers Mar 12, 2023

ScrummMasterC Mar 12, 2023

Wait, you're *the* lyrical gangster?

John Chambers Mar 3, 2023

FRO VO Dec 21, 2022

STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch

ME: the fewtch?

STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now

John Chambers Feb 20, 2023

Thanks to everyone who tuned in to The Seagull last night. It's now available to listen online. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001j4s1

#RadioDrama #Chekhov #AudioDrama

BBC Radio 3 - Drama on 3, The Seagull

Chekhov's celebrated stage play grapples with art and love. A new version with music.

BBC

John Chambers Jan 29, 2023

THE SEAGULL airs on BBC Radio 3 Sunday 19 Feb 2023 at 19:30. I have composed the music for this new version by Katherine Tozer. A fantastic cast, Emma Fielding, Erin Doherty (The Crown), Mark Quartley + Dominic Coleman https://bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001j4s1

#RadioDrama #Chekhov #AudioDrama

BBC Radio 3 - Drama on 3, The Seagull

Chekhov's celebrated stage play grapples with art and love. A new version with music.

BBC

John Chambers Jan 14, 2023

mo Jan 11, 2023

"Do I hear the pitter patter of tiny feet?"

That's right. I tied a badger to your desk.

John Chambers Jan 11, 2023

Whenever a #DonorConceived person is critical of the infertility industry, or donor anonymity, or some aspect of the fucked up way they were created, there's always some moustache twirling yahoo in the comments like, "Ergo, you wish that you never existed! I am very smart!"

John Chambers Jan 11, 2023

cap’n watsisname Jan 9, 2023

coroner: it's natural, just air escaping the body

my wife: could we remove the kazoo

John Chambers Jan 9, 2023

eyajpng Jan 9, 2023

“I am so sorry, he has never done this before—usually he loves griffins!”

John Chambers Jan 2, 2023

I've never seen a film quite like #WhiteNoise . Loved it. Bewildering, trippy, hilarious. They had it right in Shakespeare's day: you should always end with a dance.